Nusa Dua und Kuta

7.Januar. Ein Montag. Montage verheißen nix Gutes. Eine neue Woche. Meist lang. Oder die letzte Urlaubswoche bricht an. Montage sind speziell. Ich schnappe mir meinen Fahrer und cruise nach Nusa Dua. Südlich liegend. Ja. Es ist eher ein Ort für die besser Betuchten. Nette Strände. Meine Aussies sind dort jährlich – die Idee: man trifft sich dort. Z.B. Ende 2019. Eine durchaus charmante Idee. Die Strände sind wirklich fein. Dafür kostet alles etwas mehr und es ist gefühlt weniger herzlich. Man muss feilschen. Das nervt. Egal. Was macht man in Nusa Dua? Eigentlich nicht viel. Es gibt diverse Wassersportangebote. Überteuert. Wenig spektakulär. Schnorcheln wollt ich – aber nicht gleich beim Erstbesten. Wo mein Fahrer mitkassiert. Nee nee. Ich will ja das Meer nicht kaufen. Oder Fische sammeln. Wir fahren weiter und ich sage Stopp. Wenig einladend. Wie Ameisen befallen sie dich. Nervt. Etwas. Ich ziere mich – auch eine Taktik um Preise zu drücken. Aber hey, wenn man schon mal hier ist… Schnorcheln und Turtle Island. Zu einem guten Preis. Wasser schlucken und Fische gucken – kann ich gut. Den Fischen mein Frühstück kredenzen kann ich besser. War nett. Aber die Strömung. Danach weiter zur Schildkröteninsel. Eine Art Auffangstation. An sich interessant – leider ähnelt es einem Mikrojahrmarkt. Kaum habe ich die Insel betreten, folgt mir ein Volunteer/ Freiwilliger/ Ehrenamtlicher, dessen zweiter Satz gleich war: „Tip is my salary“. Na toll. Er erklärte mir alles ( war spannend. Ich hab’s vergessen) – wenigsten etwas. „You wanna have Turtle?“ – No thanks. It’s not for cuddling. – „you wanna hold a snake?“ no thanks, I have a belt. Haha. Was haben wir gelacht. Hier und da gibt’s Schnickschnack zu kaufen, ach und natürlich auch Fotos von dir mit einer Schildkröte oder Schlange im Arm. Kurz: Kann man sich klemmen! Meinem Schatten habe ich umgerechnet 2€ gegeben. Damit er verschwindet.

Nebenbei kann man seine Füße in Fische baden. Lachanfall garantiert – zumindest etwas.

Die Bitte mir einen „tourifreien“ Ort zu zeigen, hat mein Fahrer fast und versehentlich sogar erfüllt. Ein wunderbarer Strand. Mit einem wohl erstklassigen Fischrestaurant. Und mit gerade mal zwei weiteren Touris. Natürlich etwas preisintensiver. Na ja, ein Trost- Bintang zur durchaus sehenswerten Aussicht, entschädigt. Hunger hatte ich auch. Aber der Service war eigen. Das Bier war schnell und dann passierte nix. Gut. Macht auch nix. Abmarsch.

Wenn es so etwas wie einen schlechten Urlaubstag in diesem Urlaub gibt – dann dieser! Läuft einfach nicht. Als Sahnehäubchen halten wir noch in Kuta. Kuta= Die Hölle. Partymeile. Fliegende Händler. Laut. Penetrant. Ich hatte es befürchtet – aber es war schlimmer. Mehr Touris als scheinbar in ganz Bali. Nur Legehennen haben weniger Platz. Sollte aber jemand unter Standfestigkeitsverlust leiden oder ganz sicher sein möchte, dass sein Tinderdate „ausdauernd“ verläuft – könnte hier auf der Straße durchaus „blaue Pillen“ bekommen. Sie werden hier scheinbar wie Smarties angeboten. Vermutlich sind’s nur Placebos, da der offizielle Verkauf verboten ist. Sagt mein Fahrer!

Kuta= Daumen runter. Und ich weigere mich, die Menschenmassen hier zu verewigen. Augenzwinkern.

Was kann den Tag noch retten? Da hilft nur ein gescheiter Sonnenuntergang. Plus ein paar Bintangs. Die bellenden Hunde, die mich bestimmt auffressen wollten – die kriegen ja sonst nix- lasse ich mal unerwähnt. Sie haben ja nur gebellt.

So. Und weil es gestern so ätzend – und ich heute mehr oder weniger nur im Wasser war oder Sonne getankt habe, werde ich morgen einfach einen Roller mieten und Bali erkunden. Zumindest etwas. Ohne Fahrer. Könnte spaßig werden. Die paar Meter eben waren leicht. Grins. Ich und Zweiräder. Keine Ahnung wie viele Unfälle ich allein mit dem Drahtesel verursacht habe – aber ich freue mich drauf. Haha!

In diesem Sinne. Ich melde mich dann morgen wieder.

Gute Nacht!

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